This Ad For A 1989 Pontiac Is My Everything: A Shot-By-Shot Breakdown

I saw this ad for the 1989 Pontiac Grand Prix, and I am pretty sure I have come out of it a person anew. This ad is my everything, if for no other reason that it has everything. Car phones. Big hair. Someone who appears to not be wearing any pants. A terrible car. Big hair. Sex? Maybe. » 11/21/14 5:16pm Friday 5:16pm

God Says Speeding Is Totally Cool, According To Pat Robertson

The wizened re-animated corpse of international dipshit extraordinaire Pat Robertson made mouth-noises out of a hole in his face today about speeding and traffic regulation. And the weirdest part is that I agree with him? Partially? Sort of? Maybe? » 11/21/14 4:28pm Friday 4:28pm

Watch This Swarm Of Japanese Workers Sink A Subway Line In One Night

Railway workers in Tokyo were proud of their latest accomplishment. They had created a new subway line to replace the old above-ground line. There was only one problem – they had to shove a portion of the old line underground to make it all work. So they decided to do the entire thing in just one night. » 11/19/14 4:35pm Wednesday 4:35pm

Volvo Has A Plan To Bring Itself Back From Zombie State In The U.S.

Ever since Volvo found itself sloughed off from Ford in the wake of the Carpocalypse, it was adrift among the heaving seas of the global auto market. Rescued by China's Geely, it just dusted itself off and is now preparing itself for a US comeback, announcing big investments and an all-new product line. » 11/19/14 2:35pm Wednesday 2:35pm

Back In The Cold War The US Wasn't Above A Little Provocation Itself

Russia announced last week that it would commence long-range bomber patrols of the Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico. Despite some concerns about interference with civilian air traffic patterns, the top brass actually seemed unimpressed with the whole thing, if not nonplussed. But the last incident of the Cold War… » 11/18/14 4:50pm Tuesday 4:50pm

Another Massive Fireball Was Just Caught On Russian Dashcam

If you were driving along at saw what looked to be, at the very least, a small atomic explosion in the night sky, you might pull over. At the very least, to process what just happened. Not in Russia, where the second meteor in a year appears to have exploded over western Siberia. » 11/18/14 2:20pm Tuesday 2:20pm

Drunk Man Steals Bulldozer And Goes On Drunkdozer Rampage In NJ Park

You've been there. Drunk, cold, and also, very, very drunk. All you want is a ride home, doesn't matter where it comes from, as long as you don't have to pay for it. A local denizen of New Jersey had that exact same process, so he stole a bulldozer and proceeded to tear up a local park. » 11/18/14 2:10pm Tuesday 2:10pm

Shelby GT350 Mustang In White With Blue Stripes Is 500 HP Of America

The 2015 Shelby GT350 Mustang dropped today, and already it looks like the super track slayer version of the stallion you always wanted. But in case you weren't sure, here's shots of it from every conceivable angle, all in gorgeous high resolution. » 11/17/14 5:09pm 11/17/14 5:09pm